Halloween is only two days away—and if you’re still in need of some last minute inspiration, we’ve got you covered.
Nothing screams sexy like a bloody cotton disposable feminine product. Or, if more coverage is your thing, you can always go maxi.
Ask yourself, what is more appealing than a man in a banana costume? Especially a banana costume that is pooping out its bottom. Yummy.
What’s better than one wife or even two wives? Sister wives! If keeping it in the family is par for the course this Halloween, what better way to dress up the ladies and all the babies than to do it like they still do in some places in Utah? Definitely one of the creepier costumes you can finagle for the family.
Nothing screams crunchy like an odd shaped bag of dry corny goodness. If you can’t wrap your head around this bag, baby, just rip it off and go for the tasty chips.
Happy Camper Costume
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What’s your favorite sexy Halloween costume?