For the Love of Penis

By on November 27, 2015

Banana-Penis05 by gedavez

Banana-Penis05 by gedavez

It’s the day after Thanksgiving, and we just wanted to share how thankful we are for one of the things that make us smile. We’re talking dick, lots o’ dick and yeah, some of it is NSFW dick.

For those who enjoy tasty penis, check out these 8 alternative uses for a penis cake pan.

Also check out this short post on the penis.

And if you’re looking for the real thing, perhaps you once wished that a penis could talk. If you have, we have the Tumblr for you. One enlightened San Franciscan thought his penis had a lot to say (and apparently a lot to drink). On Things My Dick Does, you get to see a very hungover, happy, hard, handy and helpful penis do all sorts of things, like play with a hedgehog:


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Make his own statement about the Starbuck’s red cup:

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Get lost in cake (oh, the double meanings!):

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And lookout Batkid, there’s a new superhero in town:

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And if that’s not enough penis, this memecenter search led to all sorts of large truck jokes, a penis kite and The Big Penis Song.

What do you love about penis?

  • David Toews

    Helmet’s on backwards. Flip that around and your banana won’t be flying blind. Just sayin.