Maryanne Christiano-Mistretta
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Selfish Sex

Most people are fucking selfish. You see it everywhere. On the road, people cut you off to get somewhere faster. In grocery stores, customers ram their carts into your ass because you’re not moving quickly enough. At parties,...

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Valentine’s Day is Coming. Beware the Haters!

Want a good reason to celebrate Valentine’s Day? Here it is....

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Explicit Lyrics Even a Grandma Could Love

When it comes to dirty lyrics, your grandparents songs may just take the cake. Thanks to Tipper Gore and the Parents Music Resource Center, it’s become the norm to see a “Parental Advisory Explicit Content” label on a...

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Loving My Breasts at 50

When her bust size increased after menopause, Maryanne finally got the lift she always wanted. ...

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Behind the Music: Songs about Anal Sex

“What, What (In the Butt)” may be the most obvious song about anal sex, butt, it’s not the only song to go back there. Music journalist Maryanne Christiano-Mistretta recalls some of the greatest hits (and bits) of lyrical ass. ...

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Beauty and the Bush

When it comes to the hair down there, why should we care if other women trim, or don’t trim their bush? Yet pubic hair is a popular topic -always up for debate – and to let it grow, or...